Maddie Oleszczak (pronounced: Oh-Lesh-Chahk).
This is her website. Or rather, her digital portfolio. See, she thinks she's some sort of writer. So she's trying to show every creative thing she's got.
She's from some dinky village in Wisconsin called Sussex. Right now she's frozen to the ground in Minneapolis, but we'll see if she thaws out and floats to greener pastures. She graduated from the University of Minnesota in May 2015, which is pretty cool, I guess.